I reckon I spend at least a couple of hours a day on Twitter, really this valuable time should be used doing something far more productive(I tell myself daily that napping is productive!) But I just can’t help myself, whether its reading about a friends recent debacle with a night of too much vodka or what new and outrageous outfit Kim K is wearing, Twitter is always entertaining. Simple.
Sooooo I thought I’d share with you a few of my favourite tweets! Gonna have to admit here guys to start off with it seemed like all this blog post was going to be about was tweets about Beyonce (If you don’t love Queen Bey, shame on you), but I scrolled through the deepest depths of my Twitter and found some truly corkers of Tweets. Enjoy!
The weird and the wonderful. Totally random tweets like this just have to make you giggle, sometimes I wonder what is happening in peoples brains to be thinking things like this. Richard Ayoade famously known from the I.T. crowd is a comedy genius, but admittedly a bit of a nutter!
And here the Beyonce posts start… In my eyes Beyonce can do no wrong, she is amazing at singing, dancing, she is beautiful, she is an amazing wife, mother, daughter – basically she is Amazing. Incase I haven’t said it already Amazing! This picture just sums up how powerful she really is, obviously its a very comical photo but you’ve just gotta love it.
Sometimes I question whether some of the facts on @Uberfacts are real, I found this particular tweet hilarious though. Out of all the foods that could be stolen in the world its CHEESE! Maybe Anthony Worral Thompson’s cheese stealing encounter started of a craze.
Who doesn’t love a cute cuddly animal!?! Fluffy, cuddly, cute and protective – If only it was acceptable to have Koalas as pets.
The day my Mum told me that Genovia wasn’t a real place was a sad sad day, probably ranked up there with when I found out Santa wasn’t actually real (Sorry Kids). The only thing I can hope for now is that one day Julie Andrews will host a sleepover for me with mattress surfing and sing-a-longs with Raven. One can dream right !?!
My favourite bunch from the Channel 4 show Googlebox has to be Steph and Dom, they truly crack me up. Everyone loves a bit of the posh couple, they get royally hammered and they are absolutely jokes – what more could you want from Friday night TV.
Crisps, chips, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, potato salad, baked potato, potato gratin, hash browns, croquettes, potato skins, gnocchi, patatas Bravas, mashed potato… probably enough said. I’ve now written the word potato so many times it doesn’t look right anymore.
Only in England …
The love for Leonardo DiCaprio will always be alive and real. The big question is, how hasn’t he won an Oscar yet !?!
I’ve been using this phrase for years now, and it couldn’t be more true.
The question is who’s parents have been gallivanting with who !?!
Sometimes things come up on my twitter feed that are jaw-dropping, this is just beautiful. These beautiful lights are created by ostracod crustaceans and can only be found in a handful of places around the world.
I once got told off by my teacher because I use to write all my homework in the multicoloured Wordart. I thought I was cool alright, took a lot of time to try write my timetable in Wordart.
HAHAHA When I read this for the first time I was literally belly laughing. Next thing you know she’ll be wondering why her snapchats aren’t coming through.
Last but not least my beautiful little Island of Guernsey.